"damn girl, do you shit with that ass?"
I give up on girls and life and everything pretty much, well bye
I had an auto-repair man once, who, on these intelligence tests, could not...– Isaac Asimov (via skinnybaras) yo isaac asimov is the shittttt
Rob Delaney: For real: You’re THRILLED that Baz... →
robdelaney: For real: You’re THRILLED that Baz Luhrmann is adapting The Great Gatsby and you’re DOUBLE THRILLED he’s doing it in 3D, or you’re an idiot. I am so absolutely not joking. It’s not the best book ever and he’s not the best director ever but that book and that director could NOT be a better more… this is actually true tho
Holy shit that powerpuff girls thing has like 50 notes I think I’m officially Tumblr famous bow down bitches
shit-mummy: the lesson in jurassic park is pay your workers better and they won’t sabotage the security of your dinosaur island
I could have made out with this cute girl from karaoke but now I’m at home watching Community because I have no idea how to handle myself ever
mattfractionblog: John Saxon and Jim Kelly investigate the murder of Bruce Lee. OH SHIT
dont-follow-me-i-will-murder-you: hellodestiny: half-plannedtheories: Reminder that the following shows are coming to Netflix instant tomorrow Adventure Time Regular Show Samurai Jack Johnny Bravo Courage the Cowardly Dog Dexter’s Lab Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends Powerpuff Girls The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy Scooby Doo: Mystery Incorporated Chowder Ed Edd and...
cosmo tip #641
expertcosmotips: anotherchinaski: expertcosmotips: get him hard super fast by telling him you believe that reverse sexism is a thing that exists By definition, it kind of does. game changer MISANDRY IS REEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL
theloudmouthmudblood: pressdown: destielorgtfo: highfunctioning-timelord: a-matter-of-minutes: I didn’t choose the fandom life. The fandom life gripped me tight and rose me from perdition. I didn’t choose the fandom life. The fandom life grabbed my hand and whispered, “Run” I didn’t choose the fandom life. The fandom life told me to come to 221B if convenient and...
I just got an erection after eating a cheeseburger. This is my life now
Forgot to post this gem from a party the other day: I was spectating a game of beer pong when I heard this guy trying to talk up a girl in the doorway. She asked him what his ethnicity was, and I don’t remember what he said, but then he gave her that old line about the two things he hates (intolerance of other cultures and the Dutch) and it just went straight over her head. She said she was...
Rape jokes are not jokes. Woman-hating jokes are not jokes. These guys are...– Thomas Millar, Meet the Predators (via frankengrrl)
Reblog if you have ever been called:
dont-follow-me-i-will-murder-you: Fat Ugly whore Slut Cunt Freak Nasty Weird Emo Cutter Stupid Worthless this has too many notes. I don’t think there’s a single person on this planet that hasn’t been called at least one of these. Also why is weird up there I get called weird daily. So what. I’ve been called every single one of these, daily, by my best friends. Context is...
valor-and-empathy asked: logie I think your getting a little more then worked up over a simple spelling error. Your better then that.
COMING THIS FRIDAY
My review of Gangster Squad, wherein I… talk about my mancrush on Ryan Gosling compare the film to disco music drop a Die Hard reference It’s my masterwork. Get excited.
Why "Drive" Was the Greatest Movie of 2011
Nicolas Winding Refn’s Drive was probably the most egregious Oscar snub in living memory, but why? Was it badly marketed? Maybe it was released too far away from Oscar season to be seriously considered. Or maybe these things just happen. But let me tell you, I’m watching it again right now just to see if maybe the first time I watched it, it was all hype that got me to like it, and I...
It’s so thin that mice use it to floss the teeth of smaller, baby mice.– something someone actually said on the internet
I'm just gonna look at her
and say “I want you. I think you’re cool and I want to be with you.” We’ll see how it pans out.
Believe it or not, Malcolm in the Middle was...
gingerhaze: The mean girls of the White Council omg
Today, I am depressed. It hasn’t happened in a while, but it’s happening now. Today is genuinely a day in which I just want to crawl under the covers and eat pizza and watch TV, but I seriously feel like I can’t take it anymore. There’s so much shit in the world. I have to do something about it. I’m not threatening self-harm or anything like that, that would be...
TOP TEN, Y'ALL
10. The Shins - Port of Morrow Sometimes bands just naturally hit that sweet spot wherein each album is a natural progression in their sound, while retaining enough of what made us love them in the first place to keep us interested. James Mercer and Co. are one such band, luckily enough. 9. Wild Belle - Wild Belle This clever album caught my attention for its artful blending of indie-rock...
Anonymous asked: Write more? Your short snip-its like before were always really interesting.